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BORG: Blackout Rage Gallon

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Have a conversation with a 20-something and you will learn all about the latest greatest social media and societal trend with young people. It’s BORGing. If you have not heard of this internet and TikTok sensation, you must not know how to party.

BORG stands for Blackout Rage Gallon. To be with the cool BORGers, you will need a gallon jug with very potent concoction inside. It is seen at parties, where the BORGer walks around with their gallon jug. When they want a drink, they remove the lid and take a swig. Straws are optional, but have the inconvenience of being spilled when you can no longer stand upright.

BORGing promises no hangovers and no risk of other people putting drugs in your drink. It’s all yours, the whole smiley faced gallon of it.

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Here are the ingredients to make a BORG:

a gallon jug of water

packet or 2 of electrolytes

Mio drink mix, soda, or a flavor

Bottle of either gin, vodka or rum (size of bottle based on judgement of user)