Dear Facebook, Are You a Real Person?

Or just some judgemental interloper?

“Facebook Screenshot” by codemastersnake is licensed under and redesigned by Author through Carva

Dear Facebook,

If you were a real person, I’d be a stalker. I check on you constantly. If you were a real person, you’d either ask me out or say, “Hey, enough with the staring, psycho.”

What do I expect to find to find when I relentlessly check Facebook? Will it notice me this time? See…