Dudes: Fat and “ugly” girls must be desperate.
I was nice to my neighbor and now he thinks I want him.
Two months ago, I met my neighbor in our communal hallway. I have a dog. He has a dog. He asked if his dog could greet my dog. I replied, “Well, my dog doesn’t do well with fast introductions, but maybe we could take them on a walk together? It’ll make it easier.”