ILLUMINATION
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ILLUMINATION

Dudes: Fat and “ugly” girls must be desperate.

I was nice to my neighbor and now he thinks I want him.

Photo by Jeff Vinluan: https://www.pexels.com/photo/woman-in-blue-tank-top-in-the-swimming-pool-8750303/

Two months ago, I met my neighbor in our communal hallway. I have a dog. He has a dog. He asked if his dog could greet my dog. I replied, “Well, my dog doesn’t do well with fast introductions, but maybe we could take them on a walk together? It’ll make it easier.”

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Top writer a couple of times. So much to say, so little motivation. Consummate Procrastinator.