Elegance is Not My Middle Name!

Here’s why

Burger Britni (image by friend of author)

I wasn’t born in Paris, that’s one reason. Or India, where the ladies dress up like wow.

This is about as elegant as it gets. With a burger in hand; a class act, for sure! Flanked by two companions I’ve carefully trimmed out so they aren’t contaminated by being seen so close to a writer of salacious literature.