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Flies are Smarter than They Look

Don’t let those bug eyes fool you

I hate flies.

I mean, who doesn’t, right? Not only are they nasty, disgusting, regurgitating dumpster-dwellers, they’re obnoxious. I think they plan it that way, it’s all a part of their lifestyle.

According to Wikipedia, flies have been around since the beginning of the Cenozoic Era. For those of you…



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Phil Truman

Storyteller & Humorist. Want to read crackling mystery fiction & ROFL off-the-wall humor? Free e-book: Skins Game, and other short fiction —