ILLUMINATION
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ILLUMINATION

Have You Noticed Your Voluptuous Goose Bump Moobs Are Really Growing?

There are many things we would prefer never to hear in our lives.

Photo by Conscious Design on Unsplash

I’m afraid, sir, your first rectal examination was inconclusive, and we’re going to need you to touch your toes once again.

Yes, my colleague will be conducting the examination this time.

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Andrew Brewerton

Andrew Brewerton

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Happy and excited to have taken that great leap ( small step really!) to actually write stuff.