How I Plan To Dethrone Chuck Roast
Here he, here he!
I am a commoner, a peasant. Someone whose value is determined by a hierarchy constructed by a royal elite. We are portrayed by the elite as dangerous, vengeful, and lazy. Lazy though we are not. Nor dangerous.
My name is Zach Watson and I plan to dethrone Charles Roast.
Rumors amongst us have spread that Charles Roast is literate. Who supplies Charles Roast literature? Certainly not us. Books are uncommon in our peasant villages. Why is that? Because Charles Roast wants to keep us uneducated, illiterate.
Not anymore.
My name is Zach Watson and I plan to dethrone Charles Roast by stealing all of his books. I will distribute these books to each and every one of you. Some call it socialism. I call it equality. Of course, after I do this, we must overcome the obstacle of learning how to read.
Rasheed Hooda spoke to me privately. He encouraged and motivated me to speak up on our behalf against the elite. I could not be grateful or appreciative of his support. Without him, I would not be here enunciating my declaration.
I ask all of you to join me in dethroning Charles Roast. Rasheed has observed that books are complacent, they cannot move. That works for our benefit.
