How to Kill Your Significant Other

Yes, it’s exactly what you are thinking

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A lot of times in our life we find it hard to believe how we ended up with the person we love.
It can be from both angles — 1. thinking how lucky we got and 2. how DID we end up with THIS person?!

Relationships are a funny thing. They are like desserts — they taste sweet for as long as they are in close contact with your taste buds. It lingers in your mouth for the slimmest time, makes you feel good — and then once you are done, you forget all about it. I am no relationship expert but I can tell you one thing if the above analogy sounded true to some extent, then you my dear, need to rethink aspects of your relationship.

Now where were we — ah, how to kill your significant other. Well there may be other ways that you can achieve this but speaking from experience, you can try the following:

• The easiest way to do it is by using a knife to slash their hopes and dreams of a normal relationship.
• You could try to skin them alive by taking out every inch of them — killing their desires one by one.
• If you want them to suffer, then try inflicting direct emotional abuse — it’s a good one. I’d suggest doing it mentally than physically as physical scars fade, mental ones don’t.