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How To Scratch Your Butt (Full Tutorial)

A tongue-in-cheek article about a serious subject

Cartoon of a butt with arrows — How To Scratch Your Butt (Tutorial)
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Have you ever experienced an itchy bottom and didn’t know what to do about it? I know, me too.

It’s frustrating, to say the least.

One option is to simply live with the growing unease in your nether region. But, honestly, who wants to do that? Not this guy.

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