How to Win at Monopoly Every Time (Without Cheating…Much)
A guide to dominating the board and crushing your opponents (all while maintaining a facade of innocence).
Ah, Monopoly. The classic board game that has brought families and friends together for generations…and also torn them apart in fits of competitive rage. We’ve all been there: the frustration of landing on Park Place with a hotel, the agony of watching your hard-earned cash disappear into the hands of a ruthless opponent.
But fear not, fellow Monopoly enthusiasts! I, Brandt Amelia, have cracked the code to winning this game, and I’m here to share my secrets with you.
Disclaimer: While I cannot guarantee a 100% win rate (because, let’s face it, sometimes the dice just hate you), following these tips will significantly increase your chances of emerging victorious.
Step 1: Ditch the “Go to Jail” Mentality
Many players see jail as a punishment, a place to be avoided at all costs. But here’s the truth: jail can be your friend. In the early stages of the game, landing in jail can actually be advantageous. It allows you to avoid paying rent on expensive properties and gives you a chance to collect rent from your opponents who land on your properties.
