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7 min readJun 5, 2023
I am going to run for president of the United States!🏛️
I am going to run for president!🏛️VOTE FOR JAN!
Can I have your VOTE? 🗽I mean why not? — The most powerful job on earth!
☕ Screw doing a coffee cup business!
This is much much much better! — I mean Jimmy Carter was a peanut farmer! — If he can do this, for sure, I can!
Jimmy Carter, full name…
James Earl Carter Jr. served as the 39th president of the United States from 1977 to 1981. A member of the Democratic Party, he served as the 76th governor of Georgia from 1971 to 1975, and as a Georgia state senator from 1963 to 1967.
Yes, he was a peanut farmer for real!
I was a TV producer. I could definitely do this! — NO PROBLEM!
I have often said, I would rather vote for Bam Bam, over Trump!
At least Bam Bam would never lie and can look you in the eye! (Sometimes Bam Bam’s staring kinda gets creepy!)
