Satire

I Hate Abortions

Obviously

Burk
ILLUMINATION
Published in
3 min readMay 17, 2022

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Goes without saying. I’ll say it anyway.

Why would anybody want an abortion?

I am a man. I exactly know what you gals are going through when you’re thinking about an abortion. Obviously.

Men know everything. Better.

Abortions… Crazy women.

I blame this young, reckless generation of godless lost souls. Otherwise known as millennials and zoomers. You know. Generations Y and Z.

You should be ashamed of yourselves. Fighting for abortions, inventing new genders, turning grammatical pronouns into ridicule. That’s just wrong.

You want to be our future leaders? No wonder, the world is going to hell.

You’re probably all democrats, too… Go figure.

The only people worse than democrats are flat-earthers. Have you talked to a flat-earther before?

I tried arguing with one once. He said he’d walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong.

“He’ll eventually come around.”

Back to the democratic pro-choice weirdos.

Here’s what any rational man would do:

  1. Not get an abortion. (For his woman).

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Burk
ILLUMINATION

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