I Hate The Dishwasher
Why? It is on the floor, or almost.
I hate to bend down and fill it up. I often leave the plates on my desk until it is absolutely necessary to start load more and turn it on — so I can leave my flat because I hate the sound of it. That sound always kills my inspiration.
I always try to turn it on in the last minute before I leave the house — and of course sometimes I forget it — and then had to listen to the dishwasher blues when I am back home again.
And I am sure many people hate the Corona Dishwasher Blues these days.
There are two things I never understood. Why is the wall between the kitchen and the living room removed in modern houses and flats? Why is the dishwasher on the floor?
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Now back to your story...Muhammad Fazal
If you take away the "don't " in that question in your story? What do you say? Then you say you want to do it. A clear command to your brain. Right?
In the header in that part you use NOT. If your header was like this... Self-Esteem Is Often About Small Achivemenrts!
Do you see the difference?
If you want to teach and learn people how to do things — or give a recomendation — then you should never use no or not — or explain how to do things in a wrong way.
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I used to love to do the dishes until I moved into a modern flat with the dishwasher on the floor. It took me one year before I started to use it after my new girlfriend started to frequent my house.
How could this happen? I was the man who used to say the dishwasher was the greatest invention humans has ever brought to earth until I got one.
At that time I always hated to do the dishes. So what did I do? I started to say I love to do the dishes, and in a very short time I did love it, when I did it.
And I loved to do it right after a meal. It became a routine like a teethbrush.
Do you want to do the dishes? If your answer is: Not now... Then you tell yourself you will never want do it. I do, because the dishwasher is on the floor.
See… I am okey, but the dishwasher is on the floor…
P.S. I have noticed that in some brand new houses the dishwasher is lifted up from the floor. Did somebody read my story about designers about a year ago? Well…
Now I have started dreaming…
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