I have a new purpose

To be nobody.

Image created by Dana J. Wright.

Seinfeld has a standup bit where he says, “We men are the superheroes of our own little universes.” Something like that. “Want proof?” he continues, “You’ve all seen the guy driving down the street with a mattress tied to the roof of the car. And without fail, he has his arm hanging out the window holding the mattress. Because when the wind catches this giant foam rectangle at 70 miles per hour, don’t…