I Just Dictated ‘The Three Little Pigs’ To Siri.
The story now involves sterilization and God. Geez!
Once upon a time there was an old mother pig with three little pigs and not enough food to feed them. So when they were old enough she sent them out into the world to see the fortunes.
The first little pig was very lazy. He didn’t wanna work at all and he built his house out of straw. The…