I Think I’m Going to Fire the Maid
She isn’t doing her job
I came home from work yesterday, and my house was a mess. “Where in the hell is the maid?!” I asked myself.
The house was silent. There was no dinner in the oven, and I was starving.
I walked directly to my bedroom and fell straight into my unmade bed. “Jeez,” I said to myself, “she couldn’t even be bothered to…