I Tried the Most Popular Billionaire Morning Routine and Here’s What Happened
I don’t know if this life is for me
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2 min readOct 27, 2023
As a non-billionaire, I figured I should try living like one to expedite my finances. So I attempted the typical billionaire morning routine with interesting results:
- Wake up early at a set time. Yeah, 4am is a hard pass. I chose 7am but barely crawled out of bed by 7:30 and still wanted to sue my alarm clock for emotional damages.
- Meditate or practice mindfulness. Supposedly, billionaires meditate to calm their minds. I gave it a shot but sitting alone with my thoughts for 10 minutes felt like an eternity in the bad place. Checking social media to avoid responsibilities was definitely more my speed.
- Exercise or do yoga. Namaste in bed. The only yoga I could muster was downward-facing dog under the covers. Maybe I’ll plank for 10 seconds after I take the scenic route to the fridge.
- Drink water with lemon. Tried it — didn’t suddenly feel like a wealthy mogul. A venti oat milk chai seemed more appropriate.
- Plan out your day and set goals. My goal is to keep my sanity through this morning. Then Nintendo Switch for the win!
- Read news articles to stay informed. I figured reading my horoscope would give…