Interview with Me

Conducted by my 8-year-old son. This should go well. . .

Emme Beckett
May 6, 2020 · 6 min read
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That’s me. I do write in a notebook. While wearing stilettos? Not so much. Image property of Emme Beckett.

1. What’s your favorite color?

Very important lead-off question, buddy. Plus, it will provide you with some valuable insight into how a woman’s mind works.

2. How Tall Are You?

Again, an amazing sequence of questioning here, dude. I stand at a mere 5'1".

3. What’s Your Favorite Thing To Do?

Oh, that’s easy! Homeschool you, darling, during a global pandemic, of course!

4. Why Didn’t You Say Daddy?

Oh, right. Him. And I love spending time with Daddy. Good catch, buddy. ;) We enjoy turning on a TV show and falling asleep immediately. Every night. Forever. Marriage is fun.

5. Who are You?

Okay, wow. We’re getting bit philosophical now, huh? Who are you, Plato?

It’s when I write that I can be my most authentic self.

I think that’s why my writing is so hard to categorize. I was just talking to Kristi Keller about this. I have no niche. I’m so damn nicheless, guys. :(

  • When I needed to forgive my past, I wrote this.
  • When I wanted to simply get weird and lament about pubic hair during quarantine, I wrote this.
  • When I was feeling conflicted as a mom and a modern-day woman, I wrote this.
  • When I wanted to give TMI about the inner-workings of my marriage, I wrote this.

6. Would you Rather Eat Poop or Throw Up?

I get asked this question a lot.

7. What is Your Favorite Food?

Favorite food? I’m full from eating all that poop.

8. What is Your Favorite Movie?

Nothing transported me away more than Moulin Rouge with Nicole Kidman and Ewan McGregor from 2001.

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Photo CREDIT: 20TH CENTURY FOX

9. What is Your Favorite Thing To Write?

I was wondering if there would be a writing question in this interview. I had to slyly sneak some modest plugs into Question #5. I guess that was for naught.

10. What is Your Favorite Candy?

Skittles. Duh. Red to be exact. But they don’t make me angry.

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