I’ve Self-Diagnosed — Farewell My Friends

Google says its a matter of time

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I’ve had pain in the right side of my face for five days, and it’s only gotten worse. What complicated matters was that I was in Arizona when I came down with the symptoms. My doctor, Dr. Useless, said she could not help me because I was in California. No advice, no prescriptions, nothing. The receptionist wouldn’t even schedule me for an…