Job Opening. Wanted: Workhorse

Must be a minimum of three years old to qualify.

Mark Scofield
ILLUMINATION

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Sunnydale farms has an immediate opening for an experienced, well pedigreed, high performing quality workhorse.

Sunnydale farms is recognized as a top employer of competitive race horses with offices in 7 countries worldwide. We offer top-notch training, room and board with a generous retirement package for workhorses who can go the extra mile to deliver their best performance on the track.

We welcome you to apply for the position of workhorse by sending your CV, race history performance, cover letter along with three letters of recommendation to our corporate headquarters in Lexington, Kentucky.

Job Requirements:

  • Must possess a proven track record of victories under the mount of jockeys of varied skill levels and riding styles, and nationalities.
  • Possess a pedigree linkage of of Grade I stakes winners.
  • Must be of a calm and cool demeanor, not easily frightened by loud noises, large crowds or flocks of birds.
  • Able to carry up to 160 lbs. on your back while running 25 miles per hour for distances of up to two miles.
  • Comfortable running at top speed on both dirt and turf.

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Mark Scofield
ILLUMINATION

Coming out of the shadows. No more pseudonym. Humans are designed to fail. I'm Exhibit A. Often writing semi-fictional history and autobiographical stories.