Mandatory Cold Showers May Replace Vax Pass

Satire. Seriously, this is satire. Do I have to say it again?

Woman cringes in cold water. Image by Ryan McGuire from Pixabay

(From the Horton Hears a WHO Department)

The World Health Organization now recommends cold showers to combat Covid-19. “I read this awesome book by this guy who calls himself the Iceman,” confided a top WHO epidemiologist, who spoke on condition of anonymity. The…