My Friend, Kevin(s)

Why all of my friends are going to be named Kevin.

Richard J. Goodrich
Jul 2 · 4 min read
Photo by Matheus Ferrero on Unsplash

In the coming years, all of my male friends are going to be named Kevin.

I have already made a good start on this resolution. The three friends I see most frequently all bear the praenomen Kevin. There’s Kevin O., who sits in the office across the hall from me at work; Kevin H., master cellist who labors to instill a…