Satire

No, I Won’t Fill Out Your Stupid Survey

Not even if you pay me

Alex Bentley
ILLUMINATION
Published in
4 min readJun 1, 2022

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It seems like everywhere you go, people are asking you to fill out a survey. Online, on the phone, in person — it doesn’t matter.

The practice of surveying people has gotten completely out of control. And I, for one, have had enough.

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Alex Bentley
ILLUMINATION

I write about crypto, personal finance, business & tech. Also, I publish a bit of humor to make you laugh.