ILLUMINATION
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ILLUMINATION

Oligarch Gets In My Way

He wants to hide and I want Viagra

Image: Author (Dilbar- Owner: Russian billionaire Alisher Usmanov. Docked in Monaco)

This Ukrainian war rage thing was about to get me killed. I was visiting Cabo San Jose, thinking about lunch and getting a cold beer, then off to get my years supply of Viagra.

My beer was cold enough to drink without freezing my throat, and Jenny’s Mai Tai left her with a glow only the afternoon sun would match.

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