One Notable Exception

Bubbles in the bathtub give her away

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After twenty years, I’m still embarrassed to have a bum-cough in front of Jenny. I try everything to avoid having her within hearing range, let alone share my scented air. When it comes upon me, as it appears to do more frequently as I have gotten older, breaking wind silently has become an art form. Finding ways to distract notice has become particularly…