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Love/Humor

Red Flag Alert: Have You Found True Love Or A New, Free Nightmare?

That fish sucks, throw it back

Love is a lot like a toothache. It doesn’t show up on Xrays, but you know it’s there. — George Burns

I was born wrapped in a red flag. This should’ve been a clue about my future life but my mother just called it a rash.

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