Art by the Author — Merry Xmas! And the X means….

Gaia Poetry

Santa Claus was a Mushroom, a Satan and a Coca-Cola…

But Santa is a Google search, right now.

Evan Hundhausen
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3 min readDec 15, 2020

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but he was definitely a red mushroom with white spots like in Super Mario Brothers on your Nintendo Switch

but Santa was a Coke bottle, too, and he went all around the world

and Jesus went with him of course

probably in a more aggressive way than we can all imagine

just Google the last 2000 years and see what comes up

like the last enclave in pagan Prussia to convert was in 1500 AD

that was 500 years ago, bra

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