Gaia Poetry
Santa Claus was a Mushroom, a Satan and a Coca-Cola…
But Santa is a Google search, right now.
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3 min readDec 15, 2020
but he was definitely a red mushroom with white spots like in Super Mario Brothers on your Nintendo Switch
but Santa was a Coke bottle, too, and he went all around the world
and Jesus went with him of course
probably in a more aggressive way than we can all imagine
just Google the last 2000 years and see what comes up
like the last enclave in pagan Prussia to convert was in 1500 AD
that was 500 years ago, bra