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So I’ve Been in a Coma Since 2016

Stop jacking with me and tell me what really happened

My eyes pop open. I’m lying in a hospital bed, hooked up to all kinds of equipment. What has happened?

The last thing I remember is laughing uproariously when I saw Donald Trump announce he was running for president.



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Michelle Teheux

Lover of literature. Editor of Minds Without Borders. Former newspaper editor. Fascinated by everything. Contact at