That One Productivity Article You Read Everywhere — And Here As Well

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Excellent choice, because, amidst the sea of productivity hacks, tips, and tricks flooding the internet, you’ve stumbled upon the Holy Grail, the crème de la crème, the one productivity article to rule them all.

Welcome to the echo chamber of productivity hustle culture, where the advice is as repetitive as the playlist of your favorite coffee shop, but hey, you’re here to transform your life, right?

The Holy Commandments of Productivity

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Before we dive into the nitty-gritty, let’s establish the sacred commandments that every productivity guru whispers in your ear through podcasts, articles, and unsolicited advice at family gatherings:

1. Wake Up Before the Sun Does: Because nothing screams productivity like wrestling with your alarm clock at an ungodly hour.
2. Meditate Until You Levitate: If you’re not floating by the end, are you even trying?
3. Consume a Gallon of Water Before Breakfast…