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The Grandmaster of Procrastination
A comic saga of my art of delaying
If there were an award for the best procrastinator of the year, you’d find me standing proudly on the podium, clutching that trophy like it’s the crown jewel. I am 200% convinced that I am the undisputed champion of procrastination.
So, let’s get into this epic tale of my laziness, overthinking, and the bizarre art of never getting things done on time.
Procrastination and overthinking are like the Batman and Robin of wasting time. If you're a pro at one, you've probably mastered the other. And guess who's the superhero in this story?
Yours truly, of course.
Every week, I set grand plans to complete all my pending work over the weekend. As Friday night turns into Saturday morning, I'm on cloud nine.
Two glorious days to conquer the world, or so I thought. But here's where the madness begins.
Instead of indulging into work right away, I decide to celebrate my impending productivity. I treat myself to a Netflix binge or a good book, thinking I deserve it. And then, the ultimate betrayal of my intentions happens— I hibernate.
I snooze away until Saturday evening.
