The LinkedIn Overdose

The Funny Side

Me Writes
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LinkedIn, and in general Internet, has given a power of speech to even those who stayed silent for a good reason. That reason being they had nothing valuable to say.

For me, LinkedIn is a happy place. I visit LinkedIn to get my daily laughter dose.

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Type 1: The important sounding statements that confuses you so much, you read it twice.

Excited to synergize disruptive paradigms by leveraging cross-functional stakeholder alignment in the holistic journey of optimizing ecosystems.

Sorry, what?

Type 2: The laid off employee who cannot thank their company enough for laying them off.

Today is a bittersweet day as I have been impacted by the recent restructuring at my company. While this chapter is closing, I am incredibly grateful for the opportunity to have worked with such amazing colleagues and to have grown so much during my time here. This layoff is not an end but a new beginning, and I’m excited to explore what’s next!

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