The LinkedIn Overdose
The Funny Side
LinkedIn, and in general Internet, has given a power of speech to even those who stayed silent for a good reason. That reason being they had nothing valuable to say.
For me, LinkedIn is a happy place. I visit LinkedIn to get my daily laughter dose.
Type 1: The important sounding statements that confuses you so much, you read it twice.
Excited to synergize disruptive paradigms by leveraging cross-functional stakeholder alignment in the holistic journey of optimizing ecosystems.
Sorry, what?
Type 2: The laid off employee who cannot thank their company enough for laying them off.
Today is a bittersweet day as I have been impacted by the recent restructuring at my company. While this chapter is closing, I am incredibly grateful for the opportunity to have worked with such amazing colleagues and to have grown so much during my time here. This layoff is not an end but a new beginning, and I’m excited to explore what’s next!