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Dogs

The Mailman Has Been Trying To Murder Us For Years

Only the Ninja Mutt has saved us from certain death

Cashew loves to scan the neighborhood for danger. Photo by Michelle Teheux

Each morning, an assassin makes his way to our doorstop, intent on chopping us up into small pieces and then, probably, stuffing our remains into our neighbor’s mail slot.

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Michelle Teheux

Michelle Teheux

Lover of literature. Editor of Minds Without Borders. Former newspaper editor. Fascinated by everything. Available for hire.