SEXY PARTS

The Women Behind the Thighs

If thighs could talk

“Levi Cut Offs Pair” by bestfor / richard is licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 2.0

I used to jog with a woman who had the calves of a Mustang. The horse, not the car. We spent months trying to find her wide calf boots. This was before Amazon, so people had to go to stores. She couldn’t Google, “Big calved knee-high calved boots.” She had to try them on and see.

She could never zip the boots up…