This Is What I Think About At 2 am.
How did Salt wind up with Pepper?
Why do Ketchup and Mustard appear together?
Lemon and Pepper are friends, but salt is sometimes left aside- interesting -no?
Why can’t I capitalize WHERE I WANT TO ( I like to stress some things)
I can understand shoes and socks. Underwear and clothing. Hairbrushes and hair. Hats on heads. I can even get beer and burgers. Cups and saucers ok- it makes sense. Bread and water- ok life-sustaining. I do not eat coffee and donuts, but coffee with anything is ok by me. Wine and cheese- same as the former. I don’t eat much cheese, but again wine is fine.
Stay with me here it gets better I promise.
Fish and chips — How did they get together?
Cream and sugar — Lactose intolerant and I wouldn't say I like sugar so I am open for discussion on that one.
What is with a shirt and tie? I heard it was used to cover buttons, mostly now as a napkin.
Pen and Pencil — come on …
Knife and Fork- self-explanatory I guess. Spooning is always left out.
Flesh and Blood- I get that one — it’s easy. ugh.