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Trump Has DOGE Doin’ Gaza
Big Balls’ Gaza Riviera Real Estate Relocation Side Hustle
Trump 2.0 has turned multiple movie plots into documentaries:
- Idiocracy, from fiction to documentary 490 years earlier than the director’s forecast.
- The Handmaid’s Tale, from fictional forced birth to reality in 22 states.
- The Plot Against America, from failed Nazi takeover with a President Lindbergh to a successful white Christian nationalist and apartheid exports’ takeover by Trump, Musk and Thiel.
- The Man in the High Castle, from sci-fi counterfactual Axis victory to Trump-Putin resource extraction Arctic axis breaking NATO.
Now let’s apply the sci-fi movie plot to documentary model to the Middle East, specifically Gaza. We’ll do so by fusing the H.G. Wells’ novel First Men in the Moon with Trump’s Gaza Riviera Relocation Plan.
Big Balls’ Big Bitcoin Bubble Score Meets Israeli Big Tech
This plan is fruit of the move fast and break things side hustle genius of racist relocator SpaceX intern Big Balls. Fresh from looting and reselling high net worth US taxpayers’ data for thousands of Bitcoins, he and his fellow Musk puppies funded Israeli engineers’ invention of a liquified version of…