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Trump Takedown, LD Style.
Larry David From Curb Your Enthusiasm Interviews Trump. Step 1: Curious. Step 2: Annoyed. Step 3: Enraged.
“So ehhhh Mr President, what’s up with calling porn star Stormy Daniels Horse Face? What, you couldn’t get more creative?”
I didn’t sleep with Horse Face.
“Ehhhhhhh yeah you did.
Listen, if you want to cheat, I think it’s stupid. My wife Cheryl would cut my balls off. But listen I get it. You’re the president. Lots for the picking.
But you had to use campaign funds? A multi-millionaire and you couldn’t use your own money? Kind of a tight wad.”
I didn’t use campaign funds. You’re not such a bright guy Larry.
“Uhhh yeah you did use campaign funds. They found you guilty.
Witch hunt.
“Uhhhh enough with the witch hunt. I mean listen, I get it. Pity works. Most people are either annoyed or pity me. But Mr. President, let me ask you something…
How’s the White House get women in there?
Tunnel? Roof? It’s gotta be something pretttty pretttty pretttty cool. JFK probably had a special chute installed in his bedroom. Is that what Putin uses for your bedroom?”
