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BONUS SATIRE

Umm… Excuse Me, I Did Not Get The $500 Bonus

If you’re like me, gather here for a cohort conference; This can’t be right

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I woke up Friday morning to lots of articles talking about a mysterious $500 being added to 1000 writers' April 2021 earnings. A whooping thousand and I was excluded?

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Blessing Oluchukwu Awamba

Blessing Oluchukwu Awamba

I write about life as I experience it. As I know it. As it could be better. 🤔 Reach out — fromoly2you@gmail.com.

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