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Blessing Oluchukwu Awamba

May 10, 2021

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BONUS SATIRE

Umm… Excuse Me, I Did Not Get The $500 Bonus

If you’re like me, gather here for a cohort conference; This can’t be right

A woman lying down on a park bench, with her hand over her face. There’s an inscription on the wall saying “Wake me up when I’m famous”. Indicating that I cannot be bothered about the Medium writers challenge — Image by AHHa raπaweBa/Pexels

I woke up Friday morning to lots of articles talking about a mysterious $500 being added to 1000 writers' April 2021 earnings. A whooping thousand and I was excluded?

These writers left us…

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