Insecure in Your Masculinity? Don’t Worry, There’s Special Water For That

Finally, water and soap even men can use!

Melissa Balick
ILLUMINATION
Published in
3 min readMar 6, 2022

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Taken by my friend Jeff Holland, used with his permission.

Hey bud, you doing okay? You feeling a little… insecure?

What’s that you say? Reusable bottles aren’t MANLY? You want to reduce your plastic usage, but in a way that won’t make your dick fall off?

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Melissa Balick
ILLUMINATION

Fiction writer with a couple stories published in literary magazines, nanny, reader of way too many books.