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Insecure in Your Masculinity? Don’t Worry, There’s Special Water For That

Finally, water and soap even men can use!

Taken by my friend Jeff Holland, used with his permission.

Hey bud, you doing okay? You feeling a little… insecure?

What’s that you say? Reusable bottles aren’t MANLY? You want to reduce your plastic usage, but in a way that won’t make your dick fall off?

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Melissa Balick

Melissa Balick

Fiction writer with a couple stories published in literary magazines, nanny, reader of way too many books.