W.H.O.’s Wagging The Dog
I don’t know might be the answer

My stepfather had a hard time dealing with the fiction of teenage daughters. As a scientist, he bit down when my sisters and I gave made-up answers to his nightly dinner quizzes.
Whenever we made up facts about what we thought was happening in the Falkland Islands or which part of the brain controlled sleep, he would say “Sometimes the most…