Spy Games
Woman’s cellphone habit lands her top jobs
I met a woman at the beach, who keeps notes on everyone she meets in her contact list on her phone.
The Government hired her as a spy because she knows everything about everyone. Also, she is so pleasant that people forget meeting her. There is nothing remotely agitating about her. Or particualty interesting.
She’s my role model because she’s free from people waving at her from across the street and yelling her name. No one every says, “Hey how are you! What’s new?” Can you imagine?
She’s also heads the PTA because she remembers everyone's name even the people who everyone forgets. People look at her and say, “There’s that woman who remembers my name. She’s the best.”
She is also having several affairs and manages to call out the right names during sex every time. Every time! She never says, “Oh Bob!” when she’s with Willam. She never calls her husband one of her lover’s names when she’s distracted. She’s marvelous.
And, it’s all because of her phone. As soon as she got a phone, she started dictating details about people. Bob, red hair, likes one of his brothers,hates the other. Sally, 4 foot 5, loves lemonade, her older daughter is her favorite child.
