“Your Breasts Draw So Much Attention, lol”
He said it to my face and we broke up right there
Have you ever had that moment when you suddenly realized you’re in a real-life sitcom? Well, it happened to me. In fact, I didn’t know whether to laugh or throw water in his face, because what he said was so surreal, it felt like a poorly-written episode of Friends.
The situation was as follows: we were on our second date, things were going well, the conversation was flowing, the food was delicious, the wine was just right… until, out of nowhere, he blurted out: “Your breasts attract so much attention, LOL”. Yes, he said “LOL” out loud, as if that would soften the bomb that had just exploded in my face.
OK, sure, we were just two kids under 25 when this happened, but… Seriously, what goes through someone’s head to say something like that? Was it supposed to be a compliment? Because if it was, it failed miserably.
You see, for me this was like giving a birthday present and letting him know that he got it on sale. It kills the whole mood, you know? Hasn’t he learned that certain things don’t need to be said? Geez, he could have just kept it in his head, but no… he decided to verbalize it.
And I don’t even need to say it, right? After that, the atmosphere became so awkward that even the…
