5 Fictional Products I Wish Were Real

Everything is a product

Bachelor Chow

Cereal comes close, and so does canned chili. How can I combine them into a meaty kind of cereal? Even better, one that would go with beer instead of milk?

Cooking depresses me — too much of an effort for just one person, and grocery shopping involves too much planning. If I buy this, I…




Twin of ILLUMINATION to scale out

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Writer and Returned Peace Corps Volunteer.

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