Dear Ashtar Command, Starseed Transmissions, and other Channeled Entities & Aliens
I’ve been listening to you for longer than you realize.
I’ve never commented on your videos, never thanked you, as many others do, for your positive vibrations, messages of love and light, or for keeping us informed with your urgent messages of imminent ascension to the fifth dimension these past 20 years or so.
I’ve never expressed my heartfelt gratitude at being one of the privileged, select few to have been chosen, led to click on your latest post to listen to yet another message from our Space Brothers of Infinite Light. A message that sounds nearly identical to the last 50–100 urgent messages channeled through various Earth-based beings of Light who took on human bodies. Entities whose souls were sent here previous to your imminent arrival, any day now, to free the Earth from its trap by evil lower vibrational entities who don’t have our best interests at heart.
For the past 20 years or so, I figured I’d wait to thank you in person since your arrival date, the date of humankind’s ascension, is so close anyway. I’ve squeezed my rational mind shut so hard, blocking out all disbelief in the certainty of this Great Event, that my head aches when I contemplate your infinite divine Love.
I can’t wait to welcome the Ashtar Command, who have since 1952, been informing us they are on their way to free us from our limited thinking and backward societies. Any day now. I am waiting for you to overthrow the evil, self-serving governments of the world’s nations as you promised you would do over 70 years ago. I anxiously await, non-jaded, non-sarcastically, and non-judgementally for your weekly updates.
I know and believe with all my might that you are on your way. You wouldn’t ghost us, would you? My faith in your coming is strengthened with each new channel that pops up on YouTube, conveying essentially the same message.
I believe in you. You wouldn’t let me down, would you? You wouldn’t make empty promises to deceive me or the human race, would you? We certainly don’t want to have to do the dirty work of overthrowing our oppressors ourselves. That’s why we’re sitting on our fat asses, praying, waiting for you to unburden our yoke.
I’ve listened to all your channeled messages since the launch of YouTube in 2005. I really got whipped into a state of ecstatic belief in 2012. It’s now been 9 years. I mean, I know the cosmic ocean is vast and these things take time, but I was really hoping you’d be here by now.
I don’t understand why people say that the New Age movement is full of con artists and shysters. I don’t know what I’d do without my weekly $100 aura cleansing and my twice-yearly $500 chakra realignment. That’s the minimum I need just to keep going in this dense vibration.
I wish that the Ascended Masters would have thought to warn us about the coronavirus, Covid-19. Of all the things they are aware of, it seems like the virus would have been on the top of their list to mention. Oh well, who am I to question the Ascended Masters?
I’ve listened to all of Archangel Michael’s channeled messages I can find. 50,000 so far and counting. 49,999 of them were the usual “keep your chin up, we’re coming” messages of inspiration raising my consciousness, filling me with his Light & Love.
There was one message that stood out, though, from those 50,000. It wasn’t like the others. The Archangel was cussing up a storm, complaining about having a hangover. That message really resonated with me. He was admonishing humanity, calling them unworthy of his Mighty Angelic presence. He rebuked us for really royally fucking things up.
That message really spoke to me. It was something I could relate to. It sounded like an Archangel in touch with reality in a way that I could respect and admire. I wish I remembered which channeler that was. I don’t think he’s spoken through that channel again. Just that one time. Isn’t that strange?
Anyway, I’ve taken up enough of your time. I know you have important meditation to get to.
Still awaiting your imminent arrival.
Love & Light.