Divine Advice For Bill Cosby

Dear DA,
As you might well know, I’m a free man, completely exonerated! I did absolutely nothing wrong!
In this day and age, it’s very difficult to say. They let me go, but they let OJ go, too, but in my case, what would be the point? I’m 84 years old. I’m too old and crazy to even remember what I might have done back in the day. I dream about Lisa Bonet sometimes and Jell-O Pudding…