VIRTUAL VACATION
What Is Florida?
In pictures and words. Mostly pictures. Too many pictures.
All photos by the author.
Florida is two long sandy beaches separated by traffic.
Florida is the fastest-growing state in the nation. Our host in Deerfield Beach claimed that 800 people move into Florida every day. A fact check revealed that he was in error. The number is closer to 1100 every day.
Jeremy Redfern, spokesman for the governor, said “People vote with their feet. We are proud to be a model for the nation, and an island of sanity in a sea of madness.” Perhaps the weather has nothing to do with it.
Florida is a place to tread lightly on religion and politics (Like everywhere else, right?). Should you be there for vacation, and intend to enjoy it, avoid the topics altogether. One resident told me their governor was a “Rock Star.” It was not apparent if his band played classic rock or heavy metal.
Florida is a place for all manner of watercraft.
“More better” appreciation of kite surfing at the links here and there for air.
Florida is full of restaurants. Cheap eats? The tourists from New Jersey say, “Fugeddabowdit!” But you’re on vacation, right?
The Intracoastal Waterway in Florida provides a means of moving just inside the coastline by boat. That’s “intra” meaning “within” and not “inter” meaning “between” even though it is really between the east and west coastlines and everyone pronounces it “inter.” But that makes sense since this is Florida. Chill out, linguists.
Every state should have a few of these Intracoastals. Iowa would certainly benefit.
Florida is ostentatious. While not unique in having a disparity, in Florida, extreme wealth is on full display. In neighborhoods on channels off the Intracoastal, $200,000 automobiles are parked in front of $20,000,000 houses with $5,000,000 boats behind. These are interspersed with $350,000 automobiles parked in front of $30,000,000 houses with $10,000,000 yachts.
And on the Atlantic coast, it gets expensive. In places where there are no high-rise condo buildings with million-dollar apartments, mansions command the view.
Those of us with fewer means have to wonder where all the money comes from. And maybe even, “Why?”
Florida is a lifestyle. A retired resident insisted that routine is essential. Get up, have coffee and breakfast, go for a walk, eat lunch, go to the beach or golf course, enjoy happy hour, eat dinner, chill, and go to bed. Repeat.
And when on the east coast, maybe catch a sunrise once in a while.
Florida is a haven for critters flying, walking, and swimming.
But all the critters know Florida is the beach. That’s really what Florida is all about. Even most humans agree that the best of Florida is lounging on the sand and going for long barefoot walks while the sea breeze clears your mind.
Hope this has helped clear yours!