I’m Stumped
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I’m Stumped


I’m not an emoji guy. I get it and prefer them to the collection of punctuation that they have mostly replaced. But they aren’t for me. I do, however, find the variety of them that are available to me quite amusing. For example, I have both a one hump and two hump camel at my disposal. I’m curious, what is meant to be communicated through the use of a camel emoji? I have to say in roughly 40 years of writing I have never longed for the ability to end my missive with a small picture of a camel. Fortunately if that ever changes I can add the nuance that can only be expressed through the two hump camel picture.
What a smiley face pink heart small dog’s head world we live in.

These are my musings on politics, religion, parenting, and the hard work of trying to be a decent human.

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Joshua Stump

Joshua Stump

I am a Dad, a husband, a son, a brother, a follower of Jesus, a lawyer, a songwriter, and just generally someone with a lot of strong opinions about stuff.

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