I’m Stumped
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I’m Stumped


As people close to me are fond of pointing out, I am not good at multi-tasking. However, one of my underrated skills is that I am quite good at is multi-slacking. If you ever need someone who can listen to a podcast while watching SportsCenter and surfing eBay for collectible sneakers all while debating in someone else’s Facebook comments how old you have to be before you can’t use the word “lit” as an adjective, but can also simultaneously ponder whether wanting invisibility as a superpower is inherently creepy or just awesome, well then I am your guy. And if what you really want is someone to do all that while putting off something important that “has to get done” well then even better. Just, let me know.

These are my musings on politics, religion, parenting, and the hard work of trying to be a decent human.

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Joshua Stump

I am a Dad, a husband, a son, a brother, a follower of Jesus, a lawyer, a songwriter, and just generally someone with a lot of strong opinions about stuff.