I’m Stumped
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I’m Stumped

No. Excuse Me!

Here is something you might not know about me. Whenever I am in a long line that is blocking where other people are trying to walk, those people will always choose to cut through the line right in front of me. It’s not a complaint, just an observation. 100% of the time I am in a line like that people want to go through in front of me and then it is like a gateway is established and people stream through for as long as I’m in that line. My theory is that I just have one of those faces that says, “I probably won’t trip you on purpose.”
Boy are they wrong.


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Joshua Stump

I am a Dad, a husband, a son, a brother, a follower of Jesus, a lawyer, a songwriter, and just generally someone with a lot of strong opinions about stuff.