I Don’t Drink, So Apparently I’m Pregnant. Welcome To Your Thirties

Body assumptions have to stop.

Am I pregnant? Nope! | Image created on Canva

I’m not into confessing my age online. But for the sake of every person like me, I’m willing to make an exception.

I was born in 1988. As I write this, I’m 34 years old. Don’t tell anyone.